Blocky Bake Battle Royale
About Blocky Bake Battle Royale
Hey, you still up? It's like 11 PM and I literally cannot sleep. My brain is still buzzing from that Blocky Bake Battle Royale game we talked about.
Remember when [our mutual friend] told us it was just "collect ingredients as fast as possible to bake a cake"? Like, "gather salt, flour, milk, win"? That's like describing pizza as "bread with toppings." Technically true, but completely misses what makes it, like, *pizza*. This game is SO much more than that.
Honestly, when I first jumped in, I was so confused. It throws you into this wild, colorful world called "Sugar Rush Peaks" and there are these giant gingerbread golems just stomping around, and little muffin minions trying to steal your flour! I thought it was just gonna be a race, but it's like a full-on obstacle course mixed with a frantic scavenger hunt, and everyone's trying to mess you up. The first time, I just ran around like a headless chicken, got knocked off a floating candy platform by a rogue whisk-bot, and ended up with like, one egg. I was so bad, lol.
But then, I played another round, and another. I figured out that if you bounce off the big jelly trampoline just right, you can grab two eggs at once from those high-up balloons! And the sound when you collect a perfect batch of sprinkles from the "Sprinkle Cannon" is so satisfying, it's like a little chime. I don't usually get into these fast-paced games, but this one just clicked. It's not just about collecting, it's about *how* you collect, and avoiding all the crazy stuff they throw at you. It’s like a puzzle and a race at the same time.
I swear, I looked at the clock and it was 8 PM, then suddenly it was 10:30. I totally lost track of time. I even told my cousin Leo about it already, and he's super picky. The little details are so good too, like the way your character wobbles when they're carrying too many ingredients, or the funny little "oof" sound they make when they get hit by a flying rolling pin. It’s just really, really fun. You have to try it. Seriously, it's not boring at all. I know your not usually into battle royale stuff, but this is different. It’s just good.
Anyway, I should probably try to sleep. But yeah, download it. You won't regret it.
Remember when [our mutual friend] told us it was just "collect ingredients as fast as possible to bake a cake"? Like, "gather salt, flour, milk, win"? That's like describing pizza as "bread with toppings." Technically true, but completely misses what makes it, like, *pizza*. This game is SO much more than that.
Honestly, when I first jumped in, I was so confused. It throws you into this wild, colorful world called "Sugar Rush Peaks" and there are these giant gingerbread golems just stomping around, and little muffin minions trying to steal your flour! I thought it was just gonna be a race, but it's like a full-on obstacle course mixed with a frantic scavenger hunt, and everyone's trying to mess you up. The first time, I just ran around like a headless chicken, got knocked off a floating candy platform by a rogue whisk-bot, and ended up with like, one egg. I was so bad, lol.
But then, I played another round, and another. I figured out that if you bounce off the big jelly trampoline just right, you can grab two eggs at once from those high-up balloons! And the sound when you collect a perfect batch of sprinkles from the "Sprinkle Cannon" is so satisfying, it's like a little chime. I don't usually get into these fast-paced games, but this one just clicked. It's not just about collecting, it's about *how* you collect, and avoiding all the crazy stuff they throw at you. It’s like a puzzle and a race at the same time.
I swear, I looked at the clock and it was 8 PM, then suddenly it was 10:30. I totally lost track of time. I even told my cousin Leo about it already, and he's super picky. The little details are so good too, like the way your character wobbles when they're carrying too many ingredients, or the funny little "oof" sound they make when they get hit by a flying rolling pin. It’s just really, really fun. You have to try it. Seriously, it's not boring at all. I know your not usually into battle royale stuff, but this is different. It’s just good.
Anyway, I should probably try to sleep. But yeah, download it. You won't regret it.
Enjoy playing Blocky Bake Battle Royale online for free on Moodras. This Arcade game offers amazing gameplay and stunning graphics. No downloads required, play directly in your browser!
How to Play
The first player to collect 10 cake ingredients wins the game Use the WASD and Arrow keys to move Double Jump available Playable on both mobile and PC Use S and Down Arrow keys to push
Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!