Farmhouse Fury
About Farmhouse Fury
Dude, are you awake? It's like, 11 PM but I literally cannot sleep because of Farmhouse Fury. You know how that description made it sound, like, "protect your farm from pests, shoot stuff"? Yeah, that's like calling a pizza "bread with toppings." Technically true, but completely missing the point.
Honestly, I thought it was just gonna be another boring shooter. I died in like, two minutes my first time, just blasting away at these little green 'Grumbleweeds' with my basic shotgun, "Ol' Betsy." But then I picked an upgrade for more health, and the next run I got this 'Chili-Pepper Bomb' power-up that just blew everything up in a huge radius. And that's when it clicked.
It's not just about shooting, it's about building your own crazy, messed-up defense system every single time you play. Like, one run I got the 'Magnetic Harvester' and 'Turbo Sprinkler' upgrades, and suddenly all the power-ups were flying right to me and my water gun was shooting faster than a machine gun. I was just running around the 'Pumpkin Patch' pulling everything in, it was so satisfying. Another time, I got the 'Glow-Worm Lure' which made all the pests clump together, and then I called in a crop duster airstrike right on top of them. It was beautiful chaos.
I'm not usually into these types of games where you start over, but this one just makes you want to try again immediately. Because every single run feels totally different. You get these random choices for upgrades and they just combine in such weird, fun ways. Like, I figured out if you get the 'Stun-Grenade' upgrade and then the one that makes your electric fence super strong, you can just zap everything in place then blow them up with 'Haymaker' machine gun. It's so clever how they did that.
I looked at the clock and it was 2 AM last night, I just kept saying "one more wave, one more wave." The little 'Skitterbugs' that zoom across the screen make this tiny, annoying sound but when you finally get an upgrade that wipes them all out, it's just *chef's kiss*. I even told my cousin Mark about it today, and he's super picky. You really gotta try it. It's fun, really, really fun.
Honestly, I thought it was just gonna be another boring shooter. I died in like, two minutes my first time, just blasting away at these little green 'Grumbleweeds' with my basic shotgun, "Ol' Betsy." But then I picked an upgrade for more health, and the next run I got this 'Chili-Pepper Bomb' power-up that just blew everything up in a huge radius. And that's when it clicked.
It's not just about shooting, it's about building your own crazy, messed-up defense system every single time you play. Like, one run I got the 'Magnetic Harvester' and 'Turbo Sprinkler' upgrades, and suddenly all the power-ups were flying right to me and my water gun was shooting faster than a machine gun. I was just running around the 'Pumpkin Patch' pulling everything in, it was so satisfying. Another time, I got the 'Glow-Worm Lure' which made all the pests clump together, and then I called in a crop duster airstrike right on top of them. It was beautiful chaos.
I'm not usually into these types of games where you start over, but this one just makes you want to try again immediately. Because every single run feels totally different. You get these random choices for upgrades and they just combine in such weird, fun ways. Like, I figured out if you get the 'Stun-Grenade' upgrade and then the one that makes your electric fence super strong, you can just zap everything in place then blow them up with 'Haymaker' machine gun. It's so clever how they did that.
I looked at the clock and it was 2 AM last night, I just kept saying "one more wave, one more wave." The little 'Skitterbugs' that zoom across the screen make this tiny, annoying sound but when you finally get an upgrade that wipes them all out, it's just *chef's kiss*. I even told my cousin Mark about it today, and he's super picky. You really gotta try it. It's fun, really, really fun.
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How to Play
Mobile Touch Swipe the screen Keyboard Arrows WASD and Space
Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!